barney & ted episode posters; 2x19, 3x03, 4x09, 7x11
Barney: I, Ted Evelyn Mosby…
Ted: I, Ted Why-Did-I-Ever-Tell-You-My-Middle-Name Mosby…
Barney: … solemnly swear not to tell our friends that Quinn is a stripper.
Ted: … solemnly swear not to tell our friends that Quinn is a stripper… who duped you out of lots of money.
Barney: You’re only supposed to repeat after me!
Ted: You’re only supposed to repeat after me!
Barney: Stop it!
Ted: Stop it!
How I Met Your Mother - 7.19 “Broath”
We’re more than friends. We’re brothers.
legendary friendships (himym season 1-6) | ted/barney
“If you want to go lick the Liberty Bell just go lick it yourself.”
“No, it has to be the two of us.”
“Why? Why do you need me?”
“Because, you’re my best friend, alright? You don’t have to tell me I’m yours. But the way I see it, we’re a team. Without you, I’m just the dynamic uno. You know what, fine. If you wanna go home… then we’ll go home.”
“Fine…we’ll go lick the Liberty Bell.”
“Good, ‘cuz we’re here!”
FAVORITE HIMYM MOMENT: ONE PER EPISODE → 3.05
Ted, I’m going to teach you how to live.